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Monday, May 10th, 2004
10:46 pm
Well Damn
Lets see here, last time I did an entry was either on Jasons mom last night or a really long time ago on here. Umm, life's been interesting since my last entry. I made a big decision about something relationship wise and another decision unexpectedly about a week later which is kinda soon but I guess im ok with it. I rolled my car which was a lot of fun considering I screwed State Farm because 2 days later I switched car insurance companies to get off my parents account with state farm. This means state farm pays me for my car and since I didnt get a ticket my insurance with my new company doesnt go up, lol, there gonna send a hit man after me I swear. Explaining the whole relationship decision is kinda weird and the only way to put it is that Im with Megan now, which is weird becuase I didnt want a relationship at the time but it's nice, things have changed between us, but for the better. I started work at assateague and today I actually Met Owen Wilson the guy who was in shang hi nights and starsky and hutch..blonde hair...always funny. Yeah they filmed a movie called wedding crasher at assateague today and it was kinda neat. Met the girl from mean girls whos kinda new and her first name is rachel. The movies supposed to be out spring 2005. anyways, im full of mixed emotions. I was looking at an acura RSX-S which I almost bought so so so close, but I decided on an eclipse and Im still likin that idea believe it or not. I know, its slower but maybe its what I need... you know... lol. Still beats the celica, but I want more so for appearance and sound system than anything. well I guess im done and itll be a while for another entry im sure, unless its Jaces mom... Oh damn shes good. lol Peace, Love, and be Happy :)

Current Mood: drained
Monday, April 26th, 2004
11:44 am
God damn it, I want to go to Florida now, i cant wait anymore. I feel the need to move to Florida to escape my parents, start a career as a state trooper, retire and be warm tan and Happy. Lauren, if you go to Florida, I swear that Jace and I will make sure you know people so your not lonely, lol. You and jace are the only ones that understand how much I want florida to come, lol. I almost started packing just then, then I almost just started going south on I-95. and when I get to the sign that says Welcome to Florida, and then Welcome to MIAMI I'll take pictures and and play Miami by Will smith to set me back. Just remember this... do you know what has 158 teeth and can hold the incredible hulk back...My zipper... thats right. Lots of <3 to ya Lauren, Your so.... as snoop dogg would say... Beautiful, and I just want you to know, your my favorite girl. Jace rob Liz, Your all my heros and the wind beneath my wings. Oh and by the way to everyone, Prom was fun, after prom was a lot more relaxing and fun, lol, and I hit the spot, shhhhhh!!! what?????? Who????? oh YEAH, OK!!! im tired, peace!
Monday, April 19th, 2004
12:19 pm
I dont care anymore, I want to go to Florida, Jason agrees Kyle agrees and now my wimbles agrees. I think were all hungry for summer and were all getting tired of parents or responsibilities. Im sure you all agree! Theres not much else to be said becuase That and Prom have been the only things on my mind. I know were gonna have fun Lauren but think of the retirement and Florida!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM times an ungodly amount!!! <3 to Lauren becuase she makes me really happy and I hope she comes with us when we retire to Florida!! Gnight Im tired as.... lol you know what!

Current Mood: Restless
Sunday, April 18th, 2004
1:34 pm
Lets see what to write about tonight... Lol. I told Lauren I would write about hoe nice her tummy is but I think im gonna do everthing. Lauren is Beautiful.. let me start with that, Shes very pretty, her eyes are def. unique, she has very soft skin and very soft lips. Her Stomach is perfect and I wish she would stop bein paranoid about it. No matter what anyone say... Dont dare change them, she knows what I mean!!! Laurens ASS is like BLAM and that is my top rating, damn girl you got that grade A ASS let me tell ya!! Lauren is sweet nice and fits perfect with me, Im sure were gonna have a boat load of fun and trouble this summer. Prom is comin up so maybe itll start there. I met Laurens mom this weekend and she was very nice and I believe she liked me a lot which is a good thing becuase well im innocent of course. Lauren knows I can be the energizer bunny but thats only becuase she just drives me crazy with all of her features, and yes she provokes me.. Yes You do it all, i just sit there, and jason knows im lying, lol. Amoung other good news, I found a turbo kit for my car making it gain 100whp which is outstanding becuase theres virtually no lag, the boost of power starts at 2200 RPMS . Something tells me im about to spend 4000 dollars. LOL. Rob Im sorry I missed you this weekend but im sure well all make up for it this summer and I apologize for missing Liz too but again Summer will be supreme. Jason Florida here we come lol. something else funny happened tonight when Jace and I hung out with tony for a hile and that was everyone but jace and the beamer man got warnings from the OC cops for lets see, speeding in a parking lot, and "street Racing" in oc. Lol good thing we all got warnings, lol dumbasses, we are unstoppable, there lucky we let them catch us, well at least I didnt the second time when I was a block away in a flash and then hiding lol. Peace out guys and gals, <3 to my girl!

Current Mood: happy
Saturday, April 17th, 2004
2:13 pm
Yes Yes...
Yes you geussed her last name Kendall, but I bet you had some help didnt you... Right now guys/gals it's like 70 outside and Im up here in B-more enjoying the sunshine. Laurens at work so im at home talkin with her mudder about different things, and she's helpin me find a flower shop for prom. Jason didnt text me last night so he probably didnt get laid... jason im so disappointed, your were gonna be a man, but your still my little boy. Unless you had some crazy Monkey sex and you couldnt text me becuase you were up bangin all night, I dunno, but it's scary. Hows everyone like the change in weather, Damn straight its nice out and were all gettin that taste of summer!!! Lookin forward to it arent you guys/gals, its gonna be crazy. well, I gotta go make Laurens house dirty becuase she cleaned it for me this weekend. Jason... you know what I wanna say about something, and I cant, so ill put it to you like this..:: Behold a lady....I wanna get to know ya!!::: yea I sent you back. Rob I hope your plan is working with Sarah, and I hope your enjoying SU, lol. Liz I hope we get to see you tonight because we missed you last night! Lauren Lots a <3. And for everyone else YEAH!!! OK!!!

Current Mood: devious
Thursday, April 15th, 2004
5:26 am
Dedication to Liz
This journal entry goes out to Liz becuase she is such a nice girl... She felt left out because I havent spread the love to her. She gave up her bed so that Lauren and I could be together all night, and shes probably the reason were together now. Liz is always there just waiting to help but everyone always picks on her. And I feel bad for her getting in trouble with Vodka from when the 3 of us had some fun :( But Liz is so nice and deserves some appreciation. Liz we got the love for you!!

Current Mood: productive
Wednesday, April 14th, 2004
12:32 pm
Well, Ill start out by saying how Happy I am with the world right now, lol. I have Cable internet and its supreme, I have the best Girl ever, and Life is goin swell, lol. Proms next weekend, and I geuss that means that Lauren's sendin me back but to High school this time. It's ok though I couldnt ask for a better girl. Even though when Kendall reads this she wont know her last name becuase it's 9000 and thats all shes allowed to know. Robby is down now and yes were all scared happy turned on and unconcious at the same time. Try doin that, its crazy! If I didnt have to work id probably still be there with him, but not drinking though becuase I would feel bad drinking without my Girl there. I dont know why but I just get crazy and go on and on about shit and plus I respect her lol!! Now that Prince is sucking my balls while Michael is hitting it in his Butt, I think Im satisfied with this recent entry. By entry I mean what michaels doing to Prince. I hope this weekend is fun, and I hope Laurens mom likes me, she should, look at me, Im so innocent! Add my laugh some Vodka, and Lauren in the panties i bought and shell think different! Well, such is life and life is good so yea, peace out and <3 to Lauren. Jace and robby, I <3 you too!

Current Mood: satisfied
Sunday, April 11th, 2004
12:57 am
Easter Is Now!
Now thats its passed Midnight its def. Easter time. Jace and I set up a trap to catch that damn bunny, were gonna have a good meal tonight.... An appology goes out to Lauren, Im sowy for waking her up at midnight lol, but You know it had to be done since your room was unbearably hott. And you needed some water. I hope you have a safe trip on the way to see me this sunday and monday. Another fact jason brought to my attention is the fact that why would BET play Jason goes to hell on Easter, lol. So now Jason and I would highly recommend "The Girl Next door" becuase it was very good. It was like a romantic comedy but designed for men. Id like to explain my current mood but that would just ruin everything, lol! :) Oh and by the way i know I say this all the time but lil' Jon is the MAN! OK YEAH! I like how when I told Lauren that Youll sleep with a smile on your face now becuase Im like McDonalds she replied becuase your the man? I am so pleased with Lauren, shes def. perfect!!! Lets see maybe I should attempt to make a Survey or something becuase it just needs to be done...

Full Name: Frank Andrew Kerrigan, or IBM
Birth Place: Salisbury, MD
Favorite State that youve been to: FLORIDA!!!
Fav. TV show: Umm I geuss 2 Family Guy and Futurama
Fav. Song: Yeah, I dunno Currently whatever sounds good in my car.
Fav. Season: SUMMER DAMN IT!!!
Your Horoscope sign: Scorpio
Craziest thing youve done that you can remember: Went crazy on the beach in January and jumped in the ocean, lost my glasses and did it on a sugar high!
Craziest thing youve done in your car: Damn this question, I do shit every day that is beyond crazy becuse I dont give a shit anymore. Maybe the time I went 140, or the time I randomly ebraked in place or the bridge in my community that I got 50 over and catch some air, im just not sure, 90 in oc is pretty crazy too.
On top or on Bottom: Depends if Im feelin Lazy. :) Someone should keep that in mind.
Mario Brother fav.: probably Bob-ombs crazy little kamakazi boyz.
Fav ICE CREAM: hmm. Feelin choc right, good ol fashion choc.
Fav. Place to be: Florida or between laurens legs?<Jaces Idea= 10 points. Water, Choc. Milk, Pepsi, Coke, OJ, Vodka? Choc. MILK, sent me back. Naked? All the time!! Fav. Role Model: Jet Li, Snoop Dogg, Myslef Jasons Mom, Franks Mom, Robs mom, or Ricky Martin? Def. Def. Ricky Martin with Jaces mom! Craziest place you can think of to have sex? DAMN Im good at these questions, umm, Either while Parachuting, Bungee Jumping, in a tree, or In my Vault of Money in Florida. Who sucks more, Prince or Michael jackson? Both are gay! and Ill end it with that!!! Gnight to all!! Peace and <3!

Current Mood: horny
Friday, April 9th, 2004
12:06 am
Well today was interesting yet fun. Last day of work for a while, should be goin back to assateague next time I work so Im happy about that. Today I also got to talk to Lauren for a good while and hear her mom say BLAM!! which was excellent considering she knows that Lauren has it but not what it is. Im getting impatient for this sunday becuase my girls comin to visit me, yea! My boy is comin to hang out with everyone too, lol. Hopefully we'll have some crazy tiomes... If youd rather stay at a hotel just put it in my comments, it doesnt matter to me. I mean Ill pay and everything, its only like 5 bucks or so at francis scott key. I think thats all for now, yea, i pretty sure thats it. Well Lauren gotta say I miss the kissin right now but soon enough.... and Jason ditto but not really becuase im naked!!! <3 to my girl and peace to my boy

Current Mood: loved
Thursday, April 8th, 2004
12:03 am
Lauren and Jason!
Ok my day was crazy becuase of 2 people, yes Lauren and Jason. You 2 sent me back I swear, lol. I cut my hands up today at work, got my car back which jace and I tested lol, and Talked to jace and Lauren all night so far. Laurens the Best Female ever, Liz shes right there next to you, but Im afarid shes ahead by some becuase, well, she def. my girl. Jace is my boy, and us 3 had a three way conversation about some random shit, lol. I was 1 size off of Laurens Bra size, geussed the number wrong, got the cup, and I got her panty size. Im a proud man right now, this arriginated when I told Lauren she has to be in these Panties I like, which, they are ungodly victoria secrets panties, lol. I told her Id buy them for her if she wore them for me, I think we have a deal. I'm not sure how she feels about the other thing either, lol. hmm, maybe Ill find out later, lol. Well I didnt win the powerball, I didnt even get 4 dollars like usual :( Def. Happy to be with Lauren, she is perfect for me, considering she can withstand me and my friends together! Well im tired so Im gonna retreat to bed, gotta work tom. last day till assateague starts up next week!! Peace to all, and to all a peaceful night.

Current Mood: tired
Tuesday, April 6th, 2004
8:25 pm
:x: name = Frank Andrew Kerrigan Or IBM, or The leprichaun
:x: piercings = 0
:x: tattoos = none but looking
:x: height = 5'7"... ish?
:x: shoe size = 9-9.5 depends
:x: hair color = Dirty Blonde
:x: Siblings = Step Brother turning 21 soon, and 14 year old sister
:x: movie you rented = Rent whats that, oh what I do to jasons mom, umm i just buy movies
:x: movie you bought = Texas Chainsaw Massacre(it was good :) wasnt it lauren)
:x: song you listened to = Doin it, LL COOL J
:x: song that was stuck in your head = Ushers Yeah
:x: cd you bought = don't buy cds too much anymore~agreed
:x: cd you listened to = One jason made
:x: person you've called = Lauren
:x: person that's called you = Jasons mom
:x: tv show you've watched = Family guy
:x: person you were thinking of = Lauren :)

:x: you have a crush on someone = yeah... MY GIRLFRIEND!
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = Umm Jason do I? Florida maybe?
:x: you think about suicide = no, why on earth, lil jon will do it for you
:x: you believe in online dating = if you'd like to be stalked and killed... sure, whatever floats your boat.~agreed
:x: others find you attractive = Lauren thinks I have the cuteness.. but...
:x: you want more piercings = no
:x: you drink = on occasion
:x: you do drugs = just say no.
:x: you smoke = nope
:x: you like cleaning = actually yes, I get cleaning spurts, so watch out!
:x: you like roller coasters = hell yes
:x: you write in cursive or print = both.. whichever i feel like
:x: you carry a donor card = Yup they said I was just right.

:x: long distance relationships = depends on how far away
:x: using someone = against.
:x: suicide = against
:x: killing people = As long as I do it.
:x: smoking = Destroy tobacco companies.
:x: doing drugs = Evil that destroys your life
:x: driving drunk = against... times a billion!
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = F'em, Man and woman, but I could care less as long as they stay away!
:x: soap operas = against lol

:x: food = CHICKEN, Dear Lord
:x: thing to do = Be crazy, Laugh, Have fun
:x: thing to talk about = SO Many I dunno.
:x: sports = football
:x: drinks = HMM, C. Milk!
:x: clothes = Boxers only
:x: movie = like em all.
:x: band/singer = like em all too
:x: holiday = Holloween, or July 4th
:x: cars = YOU SENT ME BACK!!! SO many CARS.. to long of a list... better win the lottery!

:x: ever cried over a girl = yep.
:x: ever cried over a boy = no, we kill each other
:x: ever lied to someone = of course
:x: ever been in a fist fight = Dont think anyone challenges a crazy white boy who says hes black...
:x: ever been arrested = no, can't say that I have

:x: shampoo do you use = Head&shoulders.. which currently sounds funny to me
:x: shoes do you wear = no, just timz that slip on and off.
:x: are you scared of = Being bored

:x: of times I have been in love? = maybe once.
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = twice but needed to be done?
:x: of hearts I have broken? = 2.
:x: of girls I have kissed? = 5
:x: of boys I have kissed? = 6
:x: of drugs taken illegally? = 0
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = LOL Yeah OK
:x: of people I consider my enemies? 0, peace and love~Agreed except for Ashley
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? 3 times
:x: of scars on my body? = Im sure plenty only know of 1
:x: of things in my past that i regret = sleeping, to much goes by.

:x: disney movie - Have not a clue, like em all!
:x: word - BLAM, YOU, WHAT, 3 which are I respect her.
:x: nickname - The black man
:x: guy name - umm, dont know
:x: girl name - umm dont know, Naked?
:x: eye color- Just different eyes, not necessarily color.
:x: flower - Jasons moms Pie.
:x: piercing - On girls Belly Button.
:x: actor - Jet LI
:x: actress - Jennifer Aniston

:x: pretty - no but Lauren is!
:x: funny - Oh Sometimes, LOL
:x: hot - no but Lauren is!
:x: friendly - Yes, and Crazy
:x: amusing - All the time, lol
:x: ugly - Yes Im scared
:x: loveable - yes
:x: caring - yes
:x: sweet - Try my best.. get Naked?
:x: dorky - Almost like one of the 7 dwarfs

Current Mood: naughty
6:50 pm
My hopes, lol
Well, I found out today that I must pay cash or pay in full if I want to but a car or else my insurance does go crazy through the roof, and Ill admit Im a balla, makin the crazy money, but I cant even afford what it will be, lol. So looks like the plan is to put money into the celica again, lol, I knew I shouldnt have sold all that shit I bought for it, lol. Anyways, Jace and I decided this summer has to be crazy, It has to be like the blow out summer of the century, yes it has to send us all back to middle school. Lauren, you and I are gonna have some crazy fun, let me tell you, lol!! Jason and robby, were gettin arrested, I dont know why or how yet but I think its gonna happen, lol. And now I have to teach Lauren how to drive stick so she can teach me how to scream at this Journal, lol. Dont take that the wrong way, Dirty minds on you all!! Now that my car will be fixed by tomorrow so they say, Ill be happy and staying away from home. LOL, tonight Ive been hyper and Im not sure why, probably becuase Im excited for the weekend and its almost here. Oh and for Lauren and Julie, I cleaned my room hardcore so you wont be scared, lol. Well thats all, maybe later tonight... depends, lol. Lauren, XOXO <3, and My homies... peace.

Current Mood: hyper
1:12 am
Enjoying Life
Lets see now that Jace helped me learn how to use this journal, lol, we have it set up so that its supreme. To all my Friends, I know what your thinkin, I'm thinkin it too, when is SUMMER coming, i mean come on, were all ready for it!!! I am beyond impatient for summer now. Got me a beautiful girl, got me some crazy friends, got me a good job, and gettin me a crazy car, lol. Missin out on the late night conversation with Lauren tonight, but she needs her sleep, and I'll see her soon enough :) Wish Liz and Robby were comin down as well, but I geuss that will be soon enough too. Life is great right now, Im feelin good, kinda wish Jiffy Lube didnt destroy my Tranny but at least ill get a new one out of the deal. Then the trade in for a WRX! Lol yes I can be crazy, which reminds me I have to get up in 4.5 hours to get ready for work... can't wait till Assateague starts next week. Laurens got the Blam, Robs got the sexy nips, Jaces got the crazy mind power, and Liz is Liz but sick at the moment :( sorry liz, you can share the bed next time :) As you can see for my Icon I picked a very important role model, lol... The man himself Lil' Jon. Well, thats all for now, waitin for the weekend to come... soon, and impatiently waiting for summer!!! Lauren, your my girl, and I'm proud, its gonna be a hell of a summer, Liz feel better, Rob and Jace, we need somewhere to live this summer, lol, some crazy parties gonna happen, I swear!!! Ok enough ramblin, peace!

Current Mood: crazy
Sunday, April 4th, 2004
10:35 am
I respect her!
So today actually started at 12 am this morning at Robbys house with some interesting movie selections and a car ride that made the fish smell go away... AKA Ashley and Bethany. Lets see here, went back to robs after that fun drive and drank "Koolaide" with Lauren and watched Liz get her "groove" on so she could drink, lol. Meanwhile in the "sex" chair Rob and Sarah were actually watching the movie or sleeping... I couldnt tell ya at the time becuase someone... no names... LAUREN!!!!!... was trying to grab me becuase she didnt understand that I respected her. Hmmm, finished up the special "Koolaide" and then gave Lauren many kisses which by the way were very nice... yes you have very soft lips Wimbles. I did that while trying to respect her but ya know... temptation comes a knocking so many times your gonna give up as I did later in Lizs room :) No nothing dirty for those who dont know, lol umm ask later, lol. After some intenseness, if thats a word, We fell asleep happily together for a while on and off and on and off, which you could take the wrong way but... don't clothes stayed on, no penetration, lol. Then as time rolls by Liz our guardian of the night who I geuss finally understood I respected her left becuase she itched from robbys crabs, lol long story. Thats when I asked Lauren out but without going anywhere which therefor means were B/F and G/F. Then we fell asleep for a few more moments got up to check on everything, My wimbles left becuase she had a baby shower to attend and I ate Breakfast with Robby Liz and Sarah. Very giggly breakfast and somewhat interesting and then I left and went home to talk to Lauren for 3 hours on the phone about random stuff and how Jason goes off all the time, becuase he jason and hes the man and were going to retire and move to Florida and bring our Friends down with us. I know complete my first entry so I can send it to Wimbles and the Mexican!!!
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